blameitonthesilence:

benedictcumberbatch:

lentilbacon:

five-years:

letsgobackwards:

sassystraightfriend:

melnetta:

“During the last four millennia BCE, numerous civilizations rose and fell in the fertile lands of Mesopotamia and the neighboring lands in western Asia.” 
I’m pretty sure this means that I become Eve. 

“So well intended, and yet so insulting,” Gale whispers in my ear. (Mockingjay)
Story of my life. 

“I should head home actually,” I said. “I’m kinda tired.”
Technically two sentences, but sounds so realistic with both.

“Ah,” gasped Takeshi. “Baby! That’s the way. That is very, very, very good!”

“I should head home actually,” I said. “I’m kinda tired.”
Well, that’s thoroughly depressing (and also inaccurate …ladies)

“Why not?”

“‘He’s back!’ they cried.”

But under the warring sons, several major field armies emerged, under generals of even higher rank.
Uh… thanks for that, Oxford History of Britain. I’ve always wanted to sleep with Constantine’s son’s armies. 

blameitonthesilence:

benedictcumberbatch:

lentilbacon:

five-years:

letsgobackwards:

sassystraightfriend:

melnetta:

“During the last four millennia BCE, numerous civilizations rose and fell in the fertile lands of Mesopotamia and the neighboring lands in western Asia.” 

I’m pretty sure this means that I become Eve. 

“So well intended, and yet so insulting,” Gale whispers in my ear. (Mockingjay)

Story of my life. 

“I should head home actually,” I said. “I’m kinda tired.”

Technically two sentences, but sounds so realistic with both.

“Ah,” gasped Takeshi. “Baby! That’s the way. That is very, very, very good!”

“I should head home actually,” I said. “I’m kinda tired.”

Well, that’s thoroughly depressing (and also inaccurate …ladies)

“Why not?”

“‘He’s back!’ they cried.”

But under the warring sons, several major field armies emerged, under generals of even higher rank.

Uh… thanks for that, Oxford History of Britain. I’ve always wanted to sleep with Constantine’s son’s armies. 

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